STRENGTH: Uncanny ability to come across as approachable, intimidating, or forgettable at willĪRMOR TYPE: Dark hoodies, blue jeans, Nike sneakers INTELLIGENCE: Higher than he thinks lower than others think “But naw, we’d just be a couple of pussies whining about not having enough money to pay the utilities an then go back to playin with our own light sabers.” “Y’know, we always thought that if we were Luke, when Ben offered the chance to go to Alderaan and become Jedis, we’d jump up and say, ‘When do we leave?’ Prozac and soap operas!” I scowl, flail, rage on: “Ye, didn’t you think that by the time we were twenty-five we’d’ve done something important, be having ad ventures or something, not working shit jobs and watching PAL copies of Space: 1999 while the world is flushing itself down a black hole?” “You even know what goofballs are, or you just steal that from Seinfeld?” “Well, what’s wrong with us, then? Do we have our heads so far up our genre asses we don’t even know it when the earth is splitting open? We’re like fifties housewives hopped up on goofballs, makin SPAM meat loaf an putting our hair in curlers while Kennedy’s threatening to start World War Three!” “We were watching videos-Carpenter’s The Thing and the original 1950s dumb version with the evil scientist and the man-carrot from space-“

“Damn, Ye, the whole freakin planet is crumbling! And what were we doing so we didn’t know about this? We were watching crap on TV! How come we didn’t-“ How could this’ve happened and we not even know about it? Did you know about this, Ye?” Must be our jet-setting schedules.” “Damn, Ye, the whole freakin planet is crumbling! And what were we doing so we didn’t know about this? We were watching crap on TV! The choir of TVs sings,”… epicenter at Kalispell, Montana, but at seven-point-two on the Richter scale this is by far the largest earthquake to hit this part of North America in recorded history-“ How could this’ve happened and we not even know about it? Did you know about this, Ye?” “Nope. The choir of TVs sings,”… epicenter at Kalispell, Montana, but at seven-point-two on the Richter scale this is by far the largest earthquake to hit this part of North America in recorded history-“ “Man!” I snap. Who is this sophisticated woman that speaks arcane African tongues, quotes from obscure comics and Star Wars movies, yet seems somehow too ethereal for the world Hamza inhabits? And what is the lost artifact that she and a cast of coiffed collectors and criminal cultists so desperately seek? As Hamza falls blindly in love with Sherem, little does he know that he and Yehat play the biggest part of all in the recovery of the ancient relic-and in the future of all living beings.more When the gorgeous, mysterious Sherem shows up in E-Town decked out in desert finery, Hamza's creative spark is ignited. Yehat builds prototypes of space-age inventions in his spare time, while Hamza, a former English honors student who was kicked out of the university, writes lush, lyrical poems when he's not blocked-which, these days, is nearly always.

Yehat builds prototypes of space-age inventions in his spare time, while Hamza, a former English honors student who was kicked out of the university, writes lush, lyrical poems when he's not blocked-which, these days, is Hamza and Yehat are The Coyote Kings' best friends, one a disgruntled dishwasher and the other a video store clerk, but each brilliant in his own right. The EP title was later used by Bar/None Records for a 1994 compilation of tracks by Mexican lounge music legend Juan García Esquivel.Hamza and Yehat are The Coyote Kings' best friends, one a disgruntled dishwasher and the other a video store clerk, but each brilliant in his own right. The title is spelled Space Age Batchelor Pad Music on the front cover, though not on the back cover or spine The sleeve and label designs use artwork and text from Vanguard Records' 'Stereolab' hi-fi test record after which the group was named, including the 'flagbearer on horseback' logo of Vanguard Records itself. The release became an underground sensation, and led to the band snagging its first major-label record deal.

Space Age Batchelor Pad Music (also known as The Groop Played 'Space Age Batchelor Pad Music') is an EP (or 'mini-LP') by the alternative music band Stereolab, originally released in March 1993. Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements

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